Narcissistic Poetry
In sicknes and in health
wow, that truly is a stanza I have come to hate
It makes it so, that the one that you marry, you cant escape
The illness can be a host of frailties that may just get on your last nerve
but now it does not matter
because you are binded by your word
That common stanza, "I do" just sounds so good
get under the same roof and you're regretting the cant could and should
If you've been married at least for a minute or two
you know what i am talking about, you've sung the blues
For richer or poor
I still dont understand that part
get your rump off the couch, and go get a job, you stupid fart,
Whoops! Did I say that,
I almost forgot I also agreed in this deal to love, honor, serve, and revere him
Well, we all deserve hell's fire for one reason or the other, so my downfall is this whimp
There are so many reasons why we want to kick homeboy to the curb
but we do love him, our infatuations with him are absurb
because we wake up one morning and say, "what did I ever really see in this joker"
was I drunk, at a bar, playing spaids of poker
Boy I must have sure thought I'd lucked out
after the ceremony , I am tearing up these vows, his very appearance makes me wanna shout
In sickness and in health
wow that thruly is a stanza I have come to hate
his breath stinks, he passes gas, I can't believe it,
forever with "this" is my fate
Now sometimes I see why people get cold feet
because nothings perfect, were taking a chance,
the 'forsaking all others' has me beat
It has only been a year, and I am already tired of him
How do the old folks do it, 10, 20, 30 decades in
From my point of view that just seems like majic
that 'in sickness and in health' vow, has surely done me some damage!
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